hang em high in the tv sky

being a transplant from philly on the west coast, nobody understands some of the jungles that run through (haunt) my brain at certain opportunistic moments. just found a couple of classics i wanted to share.

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celebrities outfits


Driving to the store? Click here.

I was looking for the betson's discount furniture store commercial so I could explain why i say everybody must have gone to betson's when i enter an empty room but i can't find it. Instead, this match-up would clear an auditorium, Don Rickles and Nina Hagen.

Eyeball Tattoo

Not a tattoo of an eyeball but a tattoo on an actual eyeball. Apparently this technique has been used on blind eyeballs to correct some type of visual imperfection so a blind persons eyeball doesn't look weird but this guy just did it to see if it could be done.
Go Josh! Click on him for the full story.

Favorite Superbowl XLII Commentary

I swear I heard Joe Buck say somewhere in the second quarter,

"This team anticipated getting the ball and moving that ball to the other side of the field but they over-anticipated."

Isn't that what happens for 99% of all football plays ever played? i guess i have just never heard it put so simply yet so eloquent before.

60's Gi-JOE Astronaut Suit

I posted this on ebay. I thought it was funny.



At one time this was top-secret classified information but as a result of public concerns and requests, documents have recently been released to the public concerning speculations that GI-JOE was performing government tests known as Project Redbook. These tests consisted of attempts to launch an action figure into outer space without the use of a protective space suit. This suit available for auction was the suit that was used for the initial tests - Project Redbook Phase One, which according to newly released information, these tests were successful. According to previous speculations, we had reason to believe that GI-Joe burned up upon reentry during the initial phases of Project Redbook Phase Two but according to new evidence, previously unreleased by authorities, it is confirmed that GI-Joe met his demise by the hands of a couple of ten year olds armed with firecrackers in an undisclosed backyard in Sacramento, California in his birthday suit in the seventies after a brief laizzes-faire with Wonder Woman.

Create your own Damn Ringtone

I just made a ringtone with itunes and sent it to my phone!
Tired of paying astronomical prices for ringtones that suck?
MAKE YOUR OWN!

Here's how to do it with itunes:
CLICK HERE

How to get it to your phone:
CLICK HERE

SUCCESS!!!

Help! Does anybody know how to knit?

I need these. Seriously.
I'm going to have to teach myself how to knit.


Stitchy McYarnpants


Knitty.com

sweet

The picture pretty much says it all. click on it for more info.